Hortense strikes a pose

Hortense has grown eight inches since I adopted her. How long will it take her to reach the ceiling?

Introducing Hortense who is nowhere to be found yet

I have a new palm tree growing in a pot indoors that I have named, Hortense. She can grow to be fifteen feet tall and is already taller than me. She grew five inches since I first adopted her. Will post a photo of her tomorrow and intend to document her growth to my ceiling and its impact on my poetic voice.