Ten Things To Do Before the Apocalypse

1 Zip the black hoodie and sweep off the rooftop.

2 Paint nails with “ever after” red polish.

3 Return those overdue library books; amnesty day is coming.

4 Remember love before the words of love were written.

5 Finish the last chapter of the "Inferno" and then set it on fire.

6 Put a message for the future in a seltzer bottle and throw it into the ocean.

7 Send a text alert to guardian angel

8 Toss salad with vinegar & rue

9 Play Bob Dylan’s song, “knocking on Heaven’s Door.”

10 Pull the Queen of Swords out of the Tarot Deck for her time has come.